Romantic Living Workshop:
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Sexual energy is the most powerful, creative force in the universe, so why are we not utilizing this energy in a positive, productive, empowering manner that will serve us in our spiritual growth?
*Space is limited so please RSVP with Joni @ 503-713-7002
by Friday, February 8th to reserve your space.
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Astral Travel
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The objective of this class is to astral travel, and thus gain a sense of your own Godhood. The things you can do and places you can go while astral traveling are unlimited. You can visit your own Akashic Records, take classes with masters around the world, or visit another planet or galaxy... the possibilities are infinite!
*Space is limited so please RSVP with Joni @ 503-713-7002
by Friday, February 22nd to reserve your space
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"Remember, there is no Non-Physical Source of darkness, sickness, confusion, or evil. There is only Stream of Well-Being, and it is flowing toward you at all times. And unless you are offering resistance of some kind, you are the full receiver of it, and your emotions help you understand to what extent you are alowing or resisting the stream. In other words, the better you feel, the less you are resisting; the worse you feel, the more you are resisting."
From Ask and It Is Given By Esther and Jerry Hicks
"Sex may seem to be a serious subject but it's not really; sex is about having fun and enjoyment; about opening yourself up to pleasure as the greatest embodiment of human satisfaction; about reunion with the fundamental energy of the universe; about taking part in the richness and excitement of being alive. And it's all free. Having sex is being rich."
From A Beginner's Guide: Tantric Sexuality By Richard Craze |
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| UPCOMING EVENTS WITH JONI |
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A New Newsletter for a New Year!
Greetings dear friends! It has been awhile since I've sent out a newsletter, so bear with me if you will because this one's a little long! We have some catching up to do. I hope you like the new format -- Al Polito of www.thewritething.biz helped me get it together. I hope you are doing well and having a magical new year so far! The long road, "the road less traveled," to spiritual mastery and unified consicousness continues to be surprising, exciting, rewarding, grueling, painful, challenging, miserable, fun, and playful...all at the same time! Welcome to the earthly school room of duality and polarity! More and more I GET IT that we must absolutely ACCEPT ALL OF IT to be at peace and transcend the pain and struggle that results from being in resistance to ALL THAT IS, for what you resist persists, and becomes BIGGER and LOUDER and demands our attention until we can't take it anymore! Thus, Mother Mary and the Beatles message "LET IT BE" becomes more and more and more meaningful to me every day. And of course one of my favorite quotes: "When you learn to love hell you will be in heaven" rings in my ears throughout the day. Mother Mary constantly reminds me that my only job (OUR ONLY JOB) is to have fun, to laugh, to be playful, to celebrate that it really is all so simple when you can relax, "let go of the oars" (in the words of Abraham)...because the same force that makes the planets orbit around the sun everyday, that makes the tiny seed grow into a giant oak tree or a beautiful blossoming flower, or a makes a single cell grow into a human being, without any effort on our part, is the same force that is flowing through our body and mind, seeing to the details of our daily life, making magic and miracles possible in every moment! Divine intelligence abounds all around us and through us, but we resist it, don't trust it, struggle with how to surrender to it, and all the while it is there, patiently waiting for us to relax, surrender, and get out of the way so that it can work its magic in our lives. I have learned that the best way to let this divine intelligence work and flow in my life is to simply distract myself by HAVING FUN! When I am having fun, everything else seems to magically and miraclulously take care of itself. So in the spirit of HAVING FUN, I have planned 2 workshops for the month of February. In celebration of VALENTINE'S DAY I have scheduled one of my very favorite workshops: ROMANTIC LIVING! And I am offering a special discount on this workshop as my Valentine's Day gift to you. This workshop is very fun, playful, eye-opening, therapuetic, nurturing, and stretches your boundaries--all at the same time. It is basically like an "Introduction to Sacred Sexuality" type of workshop. I taught this workshop for the first time last October and my students LOVED IT! I think you will find it to be a very special, unexpected treat! I hope you will join us in celebration of LIFE, LOVE, SACRED SEXUALITY & VALENTINE'S DAY! |
Miracles! Miracles! Miracles!
It is with great excitement that I share with you that I have been perfecting the art of performing miracle healings, or shall I say, I have learned how to get out of the way and be a clear channel for God to perform a miracle healing using my body as a channel for extraordinarily powerful light, love, and the divine intelligence that knows exactly how to heal anyone of anything. On my journey I have brought a woman out of a coma, healed an ulcerated eye that was going to have to be removed, healed a terminal liver birth defect, healed a broken leg, healed a woman of irritable bowel syndrome, and most recently healed my roommates ear infection in an instant. My passion for fulfilling my purpose for incarnating on earth is growing stronger and stronger as I finally get to actually do what I came here to do! I am here to teach people about miracles and how incredibly easy and natural it is for God to perform a miracle thorugh a clear and willing channel/vessel who is in a state of surrender.
As it repeatedly says in A Course In Miracles, "There is no order of difficulty in miracles." If God can create the entire universe and make the planets orbit around the sun everyday without any help from us, then healing an illness, disease, or injury is nothing but normal, easy, and effortless. Miracles are happening around us ALL THE TIME and we take it for granted, don't even notice, and then act surprised when we witness something "paranormal" that we do not expect to witness. The only reason we do not witness paranormal activity and miracles around us everyday, and live in a state of complete AWE and INSPIRATION all the time, is becasue we simply do not open our eyes and see what is right in front of us. Really! We choose to ignore the magic and miracles and evidence that "God has it all under control" all around us.
Let us change our perception just a little bit and begin to notice the evidence of the power of God and divine intelligence all around us, and notice how this one small adjustment in perception can make such a big difference in how we feel. It reminds me of star gazing on a clear night...when you realize how incomprehensible the vastness of the universe is, this evokes feelings of awe, wonder, excitement, inspiration, feelings that are beyond what words can describe...this is a glimpse into what enlightenment and union with God is like!
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Highlights of New Offerings
- Joni now accepts credit cards. If you would like to pay for a workshop or private session using a credit card you must do so using the internet BEFORE the schduled appointment. Please contact Joni for details. Thank you.
- Joni charges only $20 to re-take workshops that you have already taken in the past. Each time you participate in a workshop you will have a profoundly new and different experience, so it is highly recommeneded to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity!
- Joni is currently available for private sessions both in person and over the telephone for people who live out of town. In reality, time and space do not exist therefore Joni's telephone clients have found their sessions to be very powerful and transformative. Just send Joni a photo of yourself in the mail with payment and set up your unforgettable, transformative session now!
- If you have a loved one in the hospital or who is confined to their home, who would like a "miracle healing" session with Joni, Joni is available to travel to hospitals or your own home. Joni has access to intensive care units and other hospital areas that are off-limits to the general public because of her ordained minister status. Just tell the hospital staff that Joni is your minister and needs to pray with the patient and they cannot refuse. Please contact Joni for more details.
- Joni is teaching her ROMANTIC LIVING WORKSHOP in celebration of Valentine's Day at a discounted price on Sunday, February 10th from noon to 6pm. For more details click on www.SpiritRetrieval.com.
- Joni is teaching her ASTRAL TRAVEL WORKSHOP on Sunday, February 24th from noon to 6pm. For more details click on www.SpiritRetrieval.com.
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Back in Portland
Some of you are wondering why my move to Colorado only lasted for 7 months, what my family emergency was, and if Jesse and I are okay. I was wondering myself why this move to Colorado didn't work out, as I absolutely loved the state of Colorado and was very clearly guided to move there by my Higher Self and God.
To make a long story short, it was revealed to me after I returned to Portland with my tail between my legs, beaten down by many extraordinarily strange, unbelievable, and traumatic experiences in Colorado, flat broke, and traumatized by a very surreal car accident, that my son has a very important soul/relationship contract to fulfill with his dad and both his paternal and maternal relatives (who all live here in Portland), and nothing in the universe could stand in the way of him completing his contracts. I was sent to Colorado to learn this lesson, as I just wasn't getting the lesson living here in Portland. I was in much resistance to this truth and refused to believe or accept that my son and I needed to live in Portland. I had been told so many times by well-meaning friends, psychics, counselors, social workers, attorneys, etc. that moving out of state was the very best thing for me and my son, and my ego wanted to believe that was true. Well, that is just not divine truth. That was not the way God saw things, nor did my son's Higher Self or my Higher Self see it that way. You can run but you can't hide...so I was taught a powerful lesson!
I have learned so much on so many levels. Mostly I have leaned to surrender and accept God's Will for my son's life. Sometimes it is difficult to distinguish between the will of the lower self and the Higher Self, but trust me, when you can't tell the difference, and it is in regards to something very important, like a child's relationship contracts with his family members, God will show it to you in a very big way that you can understand and cannot ignore!
So I am back in Portland and ready to HAVE FUN! I am ready to do what I am most passionate about, what I love the most, which is teaching workshops, channeling words of wisdom from my Higher Self and Mother Mary, and facilitating miracle healings for God. I hope you will join me in all the fun!! |
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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read my newsletter. Your support and interest in my services is greatly appreciated. Helping me to help you is helping me be able to continue to learn, grow, heal, and evolve, and fulfill my purpose for incarnating on the earth. We are indeed all ONE and in service to one another as divine mirrors to see how much we really truly love ourselves and each other. Thank you all so very much! Now go have some fun today!
Much love, honor, respect, and gratitude to each and every one of you!!
Rev. Joni Jenkins
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